If Mommy gives us chocolate…
May 6th, 2004
Just in time for Mother’s Day, advice on food selection for your child:
“If Mommy gives us chocolate when we’re kids, that is what we grow up to like,” Yosses said. “And if Mommy gives us hissing cockroaches, then that’s what we learn to like.”
– From ‘The Scorpions Taste Kind of Fishy’ in Wired Magazine
Now I know what to serve Cora this weekend: the cicadas are coming. Save us a trip to the grocery store and broaden her food horizons. Callie’s off the hook this time around: no teeth to crunch ‘em means she’s spared until the next 17 year cycle.
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2 Comments Add your own
1. Jason | May 7th, 2004 at 5:32 pm
Callie: “You got your cicadas in my chocolate!”
Cora: “You got your chocolate on my cidadas!”
Both: “Mmmmm!”
2. Denice | May 30th, 2004 at 7:50 pm
Shame on You!! Your Mother never fed you bugs!
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